It’s nice to be important
But it’s more important to be nice…
U MAD?
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Space Boy Journals #2
Dear Journal,
This weekend was a heavy trip to the Fantastic planet.
We found a strange birdlike creature far from his natural habitat.
I toke the the creature with me back home as a pet.
On our trip home, one of my co pilots probably picked something in a smoke filled area, causing a allergic reaction with her unable to breath as result.
Because we both did not know what to do in this new and scary situation, I eventually called a nearby medical space station to beam us up. My co pilot survived.
We named the creature ‘Trip’ after the heavy trip we endured.
note to myself: stay away from smokey area’s on fantastic planet while visiting with co pilot.
Space Boy Journals #1
Dear friends,
I’m on another planet tonight.
You can reach me with a 2cb powered rocket.
Kind regards,
Space boy
A friend made it for me… after we came back from Lowlands festival…. it’s me…
By Lizer van Hattem
Crazy people riot when Vancouver loses the NHL finals.
Normal people just have sex during it… :P
Photo by Rich Lam/Getty images
‘Hip Hop Artists’…. You’re doing it wrong…
Facebook at work = Death
Facebook at work = No Concentration
No Concentration = not getting work done
Not getting work done = getting fired
Getting fired = No Job
No Job = No Money
No Money = No food
No Food = Death
3 Bruised Ribs
If you have a fight in bed with a girl, you tell her to fuck off and she replies: well, kick me out of bed then!
…. DO NOT KICK HER OUT OF BED!!!
(especially when that bed is 1 meter high)
