But it’s more important to be nice…
This weekend was a heavy trip to the Fantastic planet.
We found a strange birdlike creature far from his natural habitat.
I toke the the creature with me back home as a pet.
On our trip home, one of my co pilots probably picked something in a smoke filled area, causing a allergic reaction with her unable to breath as result.
Because we both did not know what to do in this new and scary situation, I eventually called a nearby medical space station to beam us up. My co pilot survived.
We named the creature ‘Trip’ after the heavy trip we endured.
note to myself: stay away from smokey area’s on fantastic planet while visiting with co pilot.
I’m on another planet tonight.
You can reach me with a 2cb powered rocket.
Crazy people riot when Vancouver loses the NHL finals.
Normal people just have sex during it… :P
Photo by Rich Lam/Getty images
‘Hip Hop Artists’…. You’re doing it wrong…
Facebook at work = No Concentration
No Concentration = not getting work done
Not getting work done = getting fired
Getting fired = No Job
No Job = No Money
No Money = No food
No Food = Death
If you have a fight in bed with a girl, you tell her to fuck off and she replies: well, kick me out of bed then!
…. DO NOT KICK HER OUT OF BED!!!
(especially when that bed is 1 meter high)